Monday, February 23, 2009

Silliness


Jack Handey:
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.

2 comments:

Davino said...

Don't worry, the government has a new department of keys lost in lava. They formed that because hey - americans are too stupid not to drop their keys in lava, and in case they do, they have spent billions on the technology to recover them for you...

Now when will that Stop Making an Ass out of Yourself cabinet position open up...

Michele McLaughlin said...

That's one of my favorites!!! I love Jack Handy!!!